Draw Play- What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Halftime- The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
Bench Warmer- Those who do not sing, pray,work,or apparently do anything but sit.
Backfield in Motion- Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket- What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
Two Minute Warning- The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay- The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last weeks illustrations.
Sudden Death- What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes overtime.
Trap- You're called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run- Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
Flex Defense- The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Halfback Option- The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
Blitz- The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
